The Monte Cristo sandwich is the best noun in the world.
Get it at The Bay Leaf Bar & Grill on Main Street in Salt Lake City. (seen here with cheese grits on the side; which were also good, but perhaps a bit too much on the Cream of Wheat-level of soggy, which does little to offset the assumption of grits: which states that they are to be accompanied by sweets. No, they should not. Salty & spicy is the key to grits.
This was meant to be a post about Monte Cristo sandwiches.